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Inspirational Quotes : funny

1

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Author Unknown

Skydiving

2

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

3

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.

J.C Penney