Inspirational Quotes : Funny
1
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
2
Infatuation is when you think that he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Wooden Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford – but you’ll take him anyway
Judith Viorst
3
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
4
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple - America’s most famous child actor of the 1930′s and the most highly paid star during Depression
5
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work
Robert Frost
6
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished.
Benjamin Franklin
7
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
Will Rogers
8
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
J.C Penney
