Inspirational Quotes : Funny
1
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
2
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson
3
Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves. Some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
4
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Joan Collins
5
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
Benjamin Franklin
6
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles Schultz
7
Life is something like a trumpet. If you don’t put anything in, you won’t get anything out.
William Christopher Handy
8
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
9
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
Joe Girard
10
A determined person will do more with a pen and paper, than a lazy person will accomplish with a personal computer.
Catherine Pulsifer
11
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater
Albert Einstein
