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		<title>Chase it</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terri Guillemets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chase down your passion like it&#8217;s the last bus of the night. Terri Guillemets]]></description>
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		<title>Seize it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Enjoyment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the &#8220;&#8221;Titanic&#8221;" who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Louise Bombeck]]></description>
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		<title>Your knowledge is a carton of milk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 07:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Businessman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In your career, knowledge is like a carton of milk: it has a shelf life and if you&#8217;re not replacing everything you know every couple of years, then your career is going to turn sour just like that carton of milk. Louis Ross, Ford Motor Company&#8217;s Chief Technical Officer, addressing a group of engineering students.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>In your career, knowledge is like a carton of milk: it has a shelf life and if you&#8217;re not replacing everything you know every couple of years, then your career is going to turn sour just like that carton of milk. </p></blockquote>
<p>Louis Ross, Ford Motor Company&#8217;s Chief Technical Officer, addressing a group of engineering students.</p>
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		<title>The inevitable</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 13:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Robert Gallagher]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Robert Gallagher]]></description>
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		<title>Staying young</title>
		<link>http://www.my-inspirational-quotes.com/birthday-quotes/staying-young/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 13:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Birthday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lucille Ball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.</p></blockquote>
<p>Lucille Ball</p>
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		<title>Cannot wait</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 09:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Action]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jack London]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club. Jack London]]></description>
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		<title>Why Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 13:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Why me?&#8221; And the voice says, &#8220;Nothing personal your name just happened to come up.&#8221; Charles M. Schulz]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Why me?&#8221; And the voice says, &#8220;Nothing personal your name just happened to come up.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p> Charles M. Schulz</p>
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		<title>Funny frustration</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. Kurt Vonnegut]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.</p></blockquote>
<p>Kurt Vonnegut</p>
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		<title>Not a tree!</title>
		<link>http://www.my-inspirational-quotes.com/funny-quotes/not-a-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Action]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jim rohn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree. Jim Rohn]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree. </p></blockquote>
<p>Jim Rohn</p>
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		<title>Skydiving</title>
		<link>http://www.my-inspirational-quotes.com/funny-quotes/skydiving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iskandar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Author Unknown]]></description>
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<p> Author Unknown</p>
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