Famous Inspirational Quotes » Funny

Not a tree!

mawar — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:29:38 +0000

If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree.

Jim Rohn

mawar — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:34:58 +0000

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Author Unknown

mawar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:49:51 +0000

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Sam Levenson

mawar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:47:00 +0000

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Paul Valery

mawar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:56:29 +0000

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Gordon R. Dickson

mawar — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:59:14 +0000

Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves. Some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.

Sam Ewing

mawar — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:29:39 +0000

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Joan Collins

mawar — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:32:40 +0000

You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.

Benjamin Franklin

mawar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:37:47 +0000

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

Charles Schultz

mawar — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:14:00 +0000

Life is something like a trumpet. If you don’t put anything in, you won’t get anything out.

William Christopher Handy