Inspirational Quotes : Funny
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If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree.
Jim Rohn
Action Advice Funny2
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Author Unknown
Funny3
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Sam Levenson
Attitude Funny5
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson
Funny Procrastination6
Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves. Some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
Character Funny Work8
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
Benjamin Franklin
Action Funny10
Life is something like a trumpet. If you don’t put anything in, you won’t get anything out.
William Christopher Handy
Funny Life11
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Advice Funny
