Inspirational Quotes : Funny
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
2
If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree.
Jim Rohn
3
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Author Unknown
4
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Sam Levenson
5
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
6
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson
7
Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves. Some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
8
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Joan Collins
9
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
Benjamin Franklin
10
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles Schultz
11
Life is something like a trumpet. If you don’t put anything in, you won’t get anything out.
William Christopher Handy
