Inspirational Quotes : Funny
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Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night.
Terri Guillemets
2
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the “”Titanic”" who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Louise Bombeck
3
In your career, knowledge is like a carton of milk: it has a shelf life and if you’re not replacing everything you know every couple of years, then your career is going to turn sour just like that carton of milk.
Louis Ross, Ford Motor Company’s Chief Technical Officer, addressing a group of engineering students.
4
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Robert Gallagher
5
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
6
You can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
7
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, Why me?” And the voice says, “Nothing personal your name just happened to come up.”
Charles M. Schulz
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
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If you don’t like where you are, then change it! You’re not a tree.
Jim Rohn
10
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Author Unknown
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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Sam Levenson
